Currently studying the worst possible degree possible considering the current Global Finacial Crisis, Economics. I’ll probably be paid in Zimbabwe dollars or ice cream once I graduate. As much as I love ice cream, I don’t think the power of cookies and cream will pay for my vodka addiction.
10 Things I love:
- Fire, the most amazing discovery ever.
- Unicorns. Wings, horn, tender meat, magical penis, Too bad they’re extinct, would have made a great pet.
- Bacon flavoured ham, the wonder taste of bacon, without all that hassle of trying to cook it perfectly.
- Alcohol. Vodka, Scotch, Cider, yay
- Love. Courtney Love that is. Just Kidding.
- Music, nothing like some great tunes playing loudly while you prepare breakfast at 3pm.
- The rest, use your imagination
10 Things that can choke on a dick:
- People that wear hooded leather jackets, The most ridiculous jacket ever.
- Cats, Too sneaky.
- Capsicum, it’s just an obese pepper.
- Jorge, Pronounced Whor-re, which roughly translates to: Whore.
- Love, Courtney (though I’m sure she’s had her fair share of dick choking in her life).
- Harry Potter. No, Just no.
- Obese people, I believe droughts happen when they drink too much water. Shorter showers? pfft, Obese people can be parched for a while, no big deal.
- Cheap Wine. Never again.
- Negative bank balances. The best moment of my life.
- Biggest Loser, Why is the host in the American version the only person not losing weight? I don’t know about the Australian version, I assume the host also enjoys a meat sandwich or 20.
