Here is my impersonation of one of them:
“My name is Darylford, I know everything about art, even though the only artist I know is Andy Warhol. I wear shorts, shirt with a bowtie and look like a gay guy going on safari. My friends and I al…l have matching moustaches. My clothes are bought or stolen from the Op shop, fuck the homeless what have they done for me, I then add my own flair by cutting or sowing things onto them. Music these days are so shit, I only listen to music made by my band ‘nipple slaughter’. I play the guitar, self taught of course. I’m better than all these mainstream musicians and reading chords is lame. I like pictures to be dark, of obscure things or with desaturated colour. Every Tuesday I meet with my friends, smoke and talk about drugs. When I go to clubs I only go to the smoking area. That indie band you like now, I knew of them 5 years ago.”
“Being apathetic is so cool. I’ll fuck anybody if they have money. I never have money and live in a shithole with my friends. My favourite drink is goon because its so cheap and gets me drunk. In my room is clothes on the floor, art I drew, a dim light, the smell of loathing and a old stained mattress. I would never live in an modern apartment, that’s so lame.”
Darylford, is your other name Donny by any chance?