I lent my rape whistle to a German and she lost it, I was looking through whistles and found this:
Yes Please
It was decently priced, and would definitely be cheaper than buying pants with locks, or years of rape therapy.
Also, what says great parent more than whistling to bring your children in. No need to bring in child services, I’m sure Dr. Phil will handle the situation perfectly.
Hahahha i just figured out who that is in your title awesome
Also rape horn or cowbell or La Gears
But if you wear La Gears you deserved to be raped so maybe skip that one